The Only Raise I Got Was My Blood Pressure T-Shirt

⭐ Why People Are Obsessed with Work Woes

"This shirt made me laugh… then cry… then laugh again. Just like my 9AM meetings."

"Finally, workwear that speaks fluent burnout."

✅ Designed for the overworked, underpaid, and emotionally logged out
✅ Printed & shipped in the USA — no delays, just chaos
✅ 30-day easy returns in case your boss ruins your vibe
✅ Not just a t-shirt. A passive-aggressive cry for help. 😌

✅ Highlights

🛡️ Made to order in the USA
🔒 Secure checkout
🔁 30-day hassle-free returns
🛍️ Free shipping on U.S. orders $50+

👕 The Shirt

• Super soft, lightweight, and breathable
• Unisex Bella + Canvas 3001 tee
• Flattering fit and pre-shrunk fabric

📦 Shipping & Returns

• Processing: 5–7 business days
• U.S. delivery: 2–5 business days
• 30-day hassle-free returns

📏 Size & Fit

• Refer to size chart in product images
• True to size with a relaxed fit
• Size up for an oversized look

🧼 Care Tips

• Wash cold, inside out
• Tumble dry low or hang dry
• Avoid ironing directly on design

💬 About This Design

If your paycheck hasn't moved but your blood pressure sure has, this shirt says it all. "The Only Raise I Got Was My Blood Pressure" is a hilarious yet painfully accurate tribute to the underpaid and overworked. Whether you're fighting for a raise or just trying to survive another meeting that could’ve been an email, this shirt has your back.

Featuring clean, high-contrast typography and a colorful blood pressure cuff graphic, it’s the perfect blend of funny and relatable. Great for workplace rebels, stressed-out coworkers, healthcare heroes, or anyone whose compensation doesn’t match their contribution.

Gift it to a burned-out friend, wear it on casual Fridays, or let it spark some awkward HR conversations—either way, it's your go-to shirt for surviving the grind with style (and sass).