My Dog Thinks I'm Unemployed T-Shirt

⭐ Why People Are Obsessed with Work Woes

"This shirt made me laugh… then cry… then laugh again. Just like my 9AM meetings."

"Finally, workwear that speaks fluent burnout."

✅ Designed for the overworked, underpaid, and emotionally logged out
✅ Printed & shipped in the USA — no delays, just chaos
✅ 30-day easy returns in case your boss ruins your vibe
✅ Not just a t-shirt. A passive-aggressive cry for help. 😌

✅ Highlights

🛡️ Made to order in the USA
🔒 Secure checkout
🔁 30-day hassle-free returns
🛍️ Free shipping on U.S. orders $50+

👕 The Shirt

• Super soft, lightweight, and breathable
• Unisex Bella + Canvas 3001 tee
• Flattering fit and pre-shrunk fabric

📦 Shipping & Returns

• Processing: 5–7 business days
• U.S. delivery: 2–5 business days
• 30-day hassle-free returns

📏 Size & Fit

• Refer to size chart in product images
• True to size with a relaxed fit
• Size up for an oversized look

🧼 Care Tips

• Wash cold, inside out
• Tumble dry low or hang dry
• Avoid ironing directly on design

💬 About This Design

When you're on your fifth Zoom call in pajama bottoms and your dog still thinks you’ve got nothing better to do — this shirt gets it. Featuring a laid-back bulldog and the relatable quote "My Dog Thinks I’m Unemployed," this tee is a cozy tribute to remote work realities and loyal four-legged coworkers.

Perfect for dog lovers juggling digital burnout, messy home offices, and midday walk breaks that double as mental health resets. It’s soft, funny, and ridiculously relatable — just like your WFH lifestyle. Great as a self-care pick-me-up or a gift for that one friend who answers emails with a dog in their lap.