My Desk Is 90% Crumbs and Regret T-Shirt

⭐ Why People Are Obsessed with Work Woes

"This shirt made me laugh… then cry… then laugh again. Just like my 9AM meetings."

"Finally, workwear that speaks fluent burnout."

✅ Designed for the overworked, underpaid, and emotionally logged out
✅ Printed & shipped in the USA — no delays, just chaos
✅ 30-day easy returns in case your boss ruins your vibe
✅ Not just a t-shirt. A passive-aggressive cry for help. 😌

✅ Highlights

🛡️ Made to order in the USA
🔒 Secure checkout
🔁 30-day hassle-free returns
🛍️ Free shipping on U.S. orders $50+

👕 The Shirt

• Super soft, lightweight, and breathable
• Unisex Bella + Canvas 3001 tee
• Flattering fit and pre-shrunk fabric

📦 Shipping & Returns

• Processing: 5–7 business days
• U.S. delivery: 2–5 business days
• 30-day hassle-free returns

📏 Size & Fit

• Refer to size chart in product images
• True to size with a relaxed fit
• Size up for an oversized look

🧼 Care Tips

• Wash cold, inside out
• Tumble dry low or hang dry
• Avoid ironing directly on design

💬 About This Design

If your desk tells a story of snack-fueled deadlines and mild existential dread, this shirt was made for you. The "My Desk Is 90% Crumbs and Regret" tee captures the true essence of office survival with dry wit and just the right amount of self-deprecation.

Perfect for coworkers, cubicle dwellers, remote workers with kitchen-table setups, or anyone who’s ever lunched while doom-scrolling. It’s a hilarious gift idea for birthdays, white elephant swaps, or just to wear on casual Fridays when morale needs a boost.

Printed on a comfy, quality tee that’s as soft as the nap you wish you could take under your desk. Wear your truth with pride—and maybe dust off your keyboard.