My Calendar Is Powered by Delusion and Hope T-Shirt

⭐ Why People Are Obsessed with Work Woes

"This shirt made me laugh… then cry… then laugh again. Just like my 9AM meetings."

"Finally, workwear that speaks fluent burnout."

✅ Designed for the overworked, underpaid, and emotionally logged out
✅ Printed & shipped in the USA — no delays, just chaos
✅ 30-day easy returns in case your boss ruins your vibe
✅ Not just a t-shirt. A passive-aggressive cry for help. 😌

✅ Highlights

🛡️ Made to order in the USA
🔒 Secure checkout
🔁 30-day hassle-free returns
🛍️ Free shipping on U.S. orders $50+

👕 The Shirt

• Super soft, lightweight, and breathable
• Unisex Bella + Canvas 3001 tee
• Flattering fit and pre-shrunk fabric

📦 Shipping & Returns

• Processing: 5–7 business days
• U.S. delivery: 2–5 business days
• 30-day hassle-free returns

📏 Size & Fit

• Refer to size chart in product images
• True to size with a relaxed fit
• Size up for an oversized look

🧼 Care Tips

• Wash cold, inside out
• Tumble dry low or hang dry
• Avoid ironing directly on design

💬 About This Design

Let’s be honest—your calendar looks great in theory, but in practice? It’s held together with vibes, caffeine, and pure delusion. This "My Calendar Is Powered by Delusion and Hope" t-shirt is for everyone who keeps adding tasks to their planner even though there's zero time or energy left to do them.

With a colorful and chaotic graphic of a sticky-note-covered schedule, this tee perfectly captures the checked-out, overwhelmed, and hilariously relatable energy of back-to-work dread. It’s a perfect gift for office coworkers, remote workers, students, and anyone clinging to productivity with the loosest grip imaginable.

Wear it to your next team meeting, casual Friday, or just whenever your color-coded calendar becomes more of a mood board than a game plan.