Just Coasting Through the Corporate Void T-Shirt

⭐ Why People Are Obsessed with Work Woes

"This shirt made me laugh… then cry… then laugh again. Just like my 9AM meetings."

"Finally, workwear that speaks fluent burnout."

✅ Designed for the overworked, underpaid, and emotionally logged out
✅ Printed & shipped in the USA — no delays, just chaos
✅ 30-day easy returns in case your boss ruins your vibe
✅ Not just a t-shirt. A passive-aggressive cry for help. 😌

✅ Highlights

🛡️ Made to order in the USA
🔒 Secure checkout
🔁 30-day hassle-free returns
🛍️ Free shipping on U.S. orders $50+

👕 The Shirt

• Super soft, lightweight, and breathable
• Unisex Bella + Canvas 3001 tee
• Flattering fit and pre-shrunk fabric

📦 Shipping & Returns

• Processing: 5–7 business days
• U.S. delivery: 2–5 business days
• 30-day hassle-free returns

📏 Size & Fit

• Refer to size chart in product images
• True to size with a relaxed fit
• Size up for an oversized look

🧼 Care Tips

• Wash cold, inside out
• Tumble dry low or hang dry
• Avoid ironing directly on design

💬 About This Design

Float through the 9-to-5 black hole with this “Just Coasting Through the Corporate Void” t-shirt — perfect for the existentially exhausted and cosmically underpaid. With a dreamy space vortex graphic in soft gradient purples and blues, this tee says what we’re all thinking: mentally, we’ve left the Zoom call.

Whether you’re orbiting burnout, dodging passive-aggressive pings, or trying to locate your motivation somewhere in the galaxy, this shirt has you covered. It's ideal for sarcastic coworkers, remote-work warriors, and anyone who treats their calendar as a cosmic suggestion.

Makes a stellar gift for birthdays, team events, or that one coworker who always responds with “yep, still here.” Soft, comfy, and just nihilistic enough to spark a conversation in the breakroom—or at least a knowing nod.