I Don’t Do Meetings Before Coffee T-Shirt

⭐ Why People Are Obsessed with Work Woes

"This shirt made me laugh… then cry… then laugh again. Just like my 9AM meetings."

"Finally, workwear that speaks fluent burnout."

✅ Designed for the overworked, underpaid, and emotionally logged out
✅ Printed & shipped in the USA — no delays, just chaos
✅ 30-day easy returns in case your boss ruins your vibe
✅ Not just a t-shirt. A passive-aggressive cry for help. 😌

✅ Highlights

🛡️ Made to order in the USA
🔒 Secure checkout
🔁 30-day hassle-free returns
🛍️ Free shipping on U.S. orders $50+

👕 The Shirt

• Super soft, lightweight, and breathable
• Unisex Bella + Canvas 3001 tee
• Flattering fit and pre-shrunk fabric

📦 Shipping & Returns

• Processing: 5–7 business days
• U.S. delivery: 2–5 business days
• 30-day hassle-free returns

📏 Size & Fit

• Refer to size chart in product images
• True to size with a relaxed fit
• Size up for an oversized look

🧼 Care Tips

• Wash cold, inside out
• Tumble dry low or hang dry
• Avoid ironing directly on design

💬 About This Design

Fuel first. Meetings later. This coffee-themed t-shirt is the perfect expression of every caffeine-dependent worker battling reply-all threads, overbooked schedules, and inbox overwhelm. With a latte graphic and a firm message, this tee makes it clear—don’t talk to me until the coffee kicks in.

Designed for remote workers, corporate rebels, caffeine lovers, and anyone who's ever stared at a morning meeting invite with existential dread. It’s cozy enough for your WFH grind, stylish enough for casual Fridays, and funny enough to become your go-to office icebreaker (or shield). A perfect gift for overworked professionals, sarcastic team members, or coffee-fueled freelancers.

Whether it’s for a birthday, burnout recovery gift, or just because you deserve a little humor with your espresso, this shirt is the mood.