Hired Myself - Haven’t Slept Since T-Shirt

⭐ Why People Are Obsessed with Work Woes

"This shirt made me laugh… then cry… then laugh again. Just like my 9AM meetings."

"Finally, workwear that speaks fluent burnout."

✅ Designed for the overworked, underpaid, and emotionally logged out
✅ Printed & shipped in the USA — no delays, just chaos
✅ 30-day easy returns in case your boss ruins your vibe
✅ Not just a t-shirt. A passive-aggressive cry for help. 😌

✅ Highlights

🛡️ Made to order in the USA
🔒 Secure checkout
🔁 30-day hassle-free returns
🛍️ Free shipping on U.S. orders $50+

👕 The Shirt

• Super soft, lightweight, and breathable
• Unisex Bella + Canvas 3001 tee
• Flattering fit and pre-shrunk fabric

📦 Shipping & Returns

• Processing: 5–7 business days
• U.S. delivery: 2–5 business days
• 30-day hassle-free returns

📏 Size & Fit

• Refer to size chart in product images
• True to size with a relaxed fit
• Size up for an oversized look

🧼 Care Tips

• Wash cold, inside out
• Tumble dry low or hang dry
• Avoid ironing directly on design

💬 About This Design

Welcome to self-employment, where you're the boss, the employee, the HR department—and also the reason you haven’t slept in days. This “Hired Myself, Haven’t Slept Since” tee is the perfect fit for small business owners, solopreneurs, side hustlers, and anyone who’s ever wondered what it’s like to work 25 hours in a 24-hour day.

The bold yet minimal text design hits home for entrepreneurs who live for the dream but survive on caffeine. Whether you're shipping orders at midnight or brainstorming in your pajamas, this shirt says exactly what you’re too tired to. It’s a fun and relatable gift for online sellers, late-night creatives, and self-employed legends building an empire one chaotic step at a time.

Hired Myself - Haven’t Slept Since T-Shirt