Free Wi-Fi and Existential Dread T-Shirt

⭐ Why People Are Obsessed with Work Woes

"This shirt made me laugh… then cry… then laugh again. Just like my 9AM meetings."

"Finally, workwear that speaks fluent burnout."

✅ Designed for the overworked, underpaid, and emotionally logged out
✅ Printed & shipped in the USA — no delays, just chaos
✅ 30-day easy returns in case your boss ruins your vibe
✅ Not just a t-shirt. A passive-aggressive cry for help. 😌

✅ Highlights

🛡️ Made to order in the USA
🔒 Secure checkout
🔁 30-day hassle-free returns
🛍️ Free shipping on U.S. orders $50+

👕 The Shirt

• Super soft, lightweight, and breathable
• Unisex Bella + Canvas 3001 tee
• Flattering fit and pre-shrunk fabric

📦 Shipping & Returns

• Processing: 5–7 business days
• U.S. delivery: 2–5 business days
• 30-day hassle-free returns

📏 Size & Fit

• Refer to size chart in product images
• True to size with a relaxed fit
• Size up for an oversized look

🧼 Care Tips

• Wash cold, inside out
• Tumble dry low or hang dry
• Avoid ironing directly on design

💬 About This Design

Modern problems require modern punchlines. Whether you're in a coffee shop, coworking space, or soulless fluorescent-lit office, this tee says what we're all thinking: "I'm just here for the Wi-Fi… and the existential dread." With a minimalist design featuring a brain-Wi-Fi icon combo, it hits that perfect blend of ironic, relatable, and just a little too real.

This shirt is the ideal fit for overworked tech bros, burned-out creatives, exhausted students, or anyone whose small talk starts with "Do you ever think about the vast meaninglessness of time?" Great for gifting to that one friend who runs on sarcasm and signal strength—or wearing yourself to your next all-hands meeting with quiet rebellion.

Printed on a soft, breathable tee that feels like a long-overdue nap. Comfort, connection, and low-key crisis… all in one shirt.