Excellence Under Pressure T-Shirt

⭐ Why People Are Obsessed with Work Woes

"This shirt made me laugh… then cry… then laugh again. Just like my 9AM meetings."

"Finally, workwear that speaks fluent burnout."

✅ Designed for the overworked, underpaid, and emotionally logged out
✅ Printed & shipped in the USA — no delays, just chaos
✅ 30-day easy returns in case your boss ruins your vibe
✅ Not just a t-shirt. A passive-aggressive cry for help. 😌

✅ Highlights

🛡️ Made to order in the USA
🔒 Secure checkout
🔁 30-day hassle-free returns
🛍️ Free shipping on U.S. orders $50+

👕 The Shirt

• Super soft, lightweight, and breathable
• Unisex Bella + Canvas 3001 tee
• Flattering fit and pre-shrunk fabric

📦 Shipping & Returns

• Processing: 5–7 business days
• U.S. delivery: 2–5 business days
• 30-day hassle-free returns

📏 Size & Fit

• Refer to size chart in product images
• True to size with a relaxed fit
• Size up for an oversized look

🧼 Care Tips

• Wash cold, inside out
• Tumble dry low or hang dry
• Avoid ironing directly on design

💬 About This Design

For the high-performers who cry in Excel, this shirt is your badge of honor. The “Excellence Under Pressure (Also Tears)” tee is a funny and painfully relatable nod to those who show up, get it done, and quietly unravel in between calendar alerts. The bold star design adds just the right touch of sarcastic sparkle to your hustle-fueled chaos.

Perfect for anyone feeling the weight of productivity pressure, burnout, or performance anxiety. Gift it to your favorite overachiever, worn-out coworker, or your own exhausted self. Whether it's a Monday meltdown or a Thursday triumph, this ultra-soft tee keeps you comfy while you're nailing it (and maybe falling apart a little inside).